women misunderstandings

Women (Those Special Creations)

If you are well dressed, she thinks you are a playboy.

if you are not, she thinks you are rugged.

if you kiss her, you are not a gentleman.

if you don't, you are not a man.

if you praise her, she thinks you are a liar.

if you don't , you are good for nothing.

if you visit her often, she thinks you are boring.

if you don't , she accuses you of double crossing.

if you visit another, she accuses you of being a ditcher.

if she is visited by another, Oh; it is natural, we are girls.

if you contradict her, she does not like it.

if you don't , she thinks you are gullible.

Oh women so simple, yet so complex, so weak, yet so powerful,

so confusing yet so desirable .