Here are some Fundoo Definitions , hope u like them.

COLLEGE: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
ETC: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be
done together.
POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
OPTIMIST : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
PESSIMIST : A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead Of the first letter in
word OPPORTUNITY.
DIPLOMAT : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to
the trip.
CLASSIC: A book which people praise, but do not read.
DICTIONARY: The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
MISER : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.
FATHER: A banker provided by nature.
RUMOUR: News that travels at the speed of sound.
CRIMINAL: A guy no different from the rest of us...except that he got caught.
WORRY : Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
PHILOSOPHER: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
TEARS : The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their mistakes.
ATOM BOMB: An invention to end all inventions.
DOCTOR : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
SOFTWARE ENGINEER: One that is paid for sending and receiving such E-mails!