Three Guys

Three guys were out in the woods bear hunting. One of the guys
says "I am going to sit by this tree".

Knowing the first guy was new to hunting, the other two guys
say to him, "Whatever happens, don't say a single word".

The other two continue on and find a good spot for hunting.
Just as they were about to sit down, they hear the other guy
scream. They run back to the man that they left behind. When
they get there the man is still sitting by the tree.

Confused, the two men said, "Why did you scream? We told you
not to say anything no matter what happened."

The guy looks the other two right in the eyes and says, "When
that snake crawled over my legs, I didn't scream.
When that bear growled right in my face, I didn't scream.
But I could hold it no longer when them two chipmunks crawled
up my pant legs and said to each other, 'Do we eat here or take
them to go?'"