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* "YOUR FUTURE DEPENDS ON YOUR DREAMS" SO GO TO SLEEP!



* THERE SHOULD BE A BETTER WAY TO START A DAY THAN WAKING UP EVERY MORNING!

* "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY" SO WHAT? WHO IS IN A HURRY?



* "HARD WORK NEVER KILLED ANYBODY" BUT WHY TAKE THE RISK! (I DON’T WANT TO BE AN
EXCEPTION!)

* "WORK FASCINATES ME" I CAN LOOK AT IT FOR HOURS!



* GOD MADE RELATIVES; THANK GOD WE CAN CHOOSE OUR FRIENDS.



* MY GIRLFRIEND RAN AWAY WITH MY BEST FRIEND AND I REALLY MISS HIM



* GOD IS ALIVE! SPEAK TO HIM! ( ITS CHEAPER AFTER NINE)



* WHEN TWO’S THE COMPANY THREE’S THE RESULT!



* BEING SEXY IS A HARD JOB FOR ME; BUT SOMEBODY HAS TO DO IT!



* A DRESS IS LIKE A BARBED FENCE; IT PROTECTS THE PREMISES WITHOUT RESTRICTING THE VIEW

* LOVE IS PHOTOGENIC; IT NEEDS DARKNESS TO DEVELOP.



* A GOOD DISCUSSION IS LIKE A MINISKIRT; SHORT ENOUGH TO SUSTAIN INTEREST AND LONG
ENOUGH TO COVE THE SUBJECT.

* CHILDREN IN BACKSEATS CAUSE ACCIDENTS; ACCIDENTS IN BACKSEATS CAUSE CHILDREN.