Tamil jokes

>If u go till last question, u pass the test.

>>What is the similarity between krishna jayanthi and communism?
Kaal marks.
>>How do flies communicate?
eee-mail
>>What is the similarity between short circuit and poramai?
Wire-eriyarthu
>>What is the similarity between boxing and goddess kali?
Naak-out
>>Why does a man prefer tea to coffee?
Bcoz tea has oru e and kapee has rendu e
>>Deepavalikkum pongalukkum yennanga vithyaasam?
Deepavali annikku pongal saapadalaam aana
Pongal annikku Deppavaliya> sapda mudiyaadhu.
>>LIC oda 14th floorla sandhanam poosi yirukkanga.Yaen?
Yaenna adhu Mottai maadi.
>>Oru annanum thangachchiyum oadi varranga.
Annan malemoochuvangaraan. Thangachchi?
Ava Female moochchu vaanguvaaa
>>Eli(adhaanga Rat) adhukku yaen vaal yirukku?
Seththa pudichchu thookki poada.
>>What is the opposite of Arvindswamy?
Arvind-DID-NOT-SEE-ME0
>>LEO coffee a yaen kalyanam pannikka mudiyaadhu?
Yaenna "Manamaana" coffee LEO coffee
>>Mylapore-kkum, Mandaveli-kkum sandai vandha edhu win-pannum?
Mylapore, yenna avangakitta tank irukku.
>>Russia-la yen kosu-ve illai?
Yen-na, anga Kosukku vera peyar.
>>Yen, cinema theatre-la A-row la irukkara-vangalukku cinema
ozhungave theriyalai?
Enna, A-row-kku munnala B-row (Bero) irukku.
>>Yen, desert-la irukkara post-office-la ellarum letter
ezhudhittu, stamp vangittu, veliya pora?
Enna, veliya dhan otta-gum irukku.
>>Ramar (the mythological character) sithai-ya thedindu lankai
kelambumbodhu kadal-ai thaandarathukku varar.
Appo enna achariyam! Kadal avarukku appadiye vazhi vittuduthu. Yaen?
Enna, Where there is a will, there is a way.
>>Raja Harischandra use panna paste enna?
Promise.
>>Traffic Inspectors enna paste use pannuva?
Signal.
>>Harischandra-kku pudicha biscuit enna?
True.
>>Bus-ai pinnala thallina enna aagum?
Pin valayium
>>Oru yanai (elephant) vegama ration kadai pakkam odarathu.
Athu anga enna vangum?
Muchu Vangum.
>>Oru English therinja maadu(cow) theatre pakkam porathu.
Anga theatre Kadhavai kadikka arambichuduthu! Yen?
Enna, Kadhavula "Pull"-nnu ezhudhirukku.
>>In Japanese and in chinese, Leaning Tower of Pisa kattina adhukku
enna per veppa?
Nikumo-Nikado in japanese and in chinese : chanja chi
>>Mahathma Gandhijikkum, Kunnakudi Vaidyanathanukkum yenna vidyasam?
Avar Non-violinist. Vaidyanathan Violinist.
>>Spin Bowlarruku pen kuzhandai perandal enna payru vaipar?
Bala Tiruppura Sundari
>>Independence day-kkum Republic day-kkum yenna vidyasam?
Sumar, anjara maasam.
>>Oru maami idli-a thalaila vechinda. Yaen?
En-na idli poo pola irundhudhu.
>>Kadri Gopalnath - Kunnakudi jugalbandi censor board>banpannina.Yaen?
yeanna romba sax and violins irundhu?
>>Neil Armstrong yaen romba great ?
Ellarum 1-ikku, 2-ikku pova. Avar 3-ikke poitaar.