Laugh

Well Defined.
"Whats the difference between stubbornness & determination?" the teacher asked.
"When you do something your way & succeed, that's detemination," said the student.
"When you do something your way & fail, that's stubbornness.


Best solution.
"If we get married , will you give up smoking & drinking?" she asked.
"Yes," he said.
"And going to the club?"
"Yes"
"What else you'll give up, dear?"
"Marrying you," he said.


Pardon your slip is showing.
Advertisement for weekly magazine: "The magazine for women who like a lot of action
between curves."

From the brochure safer driving: "Above all do not indulge in wreckless driving."

Sign outside an electrical goods shop in Delhi:
"ELECTRICAL WORKS"
(Insulting Work Undertaken)


Sign outside Calcutta hotel: "Quick midnight meals served served any time of day or
night."


Clever Quip.
Jhonny was six years old when he went to maternity hospital to see his baby brother. The
baby's arm bore the usual identification tag with his name, weight & hour of birth. Little
Jhonny looked at his father & exclaimed, "Look Daddy, They forgot to take off the price
tag !"


Dangerous Designing.
Spare a thought for a comrade who worked in People's Democratic Republic
Preambulator foctory.
Since his wife was expecting the birth of their first child, he decided to suspend his
socialist principles & steal one component from factory each day to assemble a pram at
home. Sadly the plan came to a naught. As he confided to a friend: "Its no good - no
matter how I put the pieces it always comes out as a machine gun.