Engineering....the untold truth....

>
>
> 1.. Some Basic definitions..
>
> Engineering College : Place where you're punished
> for getting good Board marks.
>
> Babe : After two years in Engineering, anything remotely female qualifies
> for that title...esp for mech guys...
>
> Senior : Guy who got ragged as junior and wanna get some
> payback...
>
> Fresher : Guy who has to ask where the canteen is...
>
> Really Dumb Fresher : Guy who asks a senior where
> the canteen
> is.
>
> Really Really Dumb fresher : Guy who follows the
> senior to the
> canteen.
>
> Ragging : The unfortunate fate of the previous
> idiot.
>
> Evasive action : Watch the juniors when any seniors
> come nearby.
> (No
> one
> runs faster than a fresher. NO ONE.)
>
> Lectures : Waste of time..physical presence is a
> must...only meant
> for
> sleeping, completing assignments & general TP
>
> Tutions : What you take when you don't waste enough
> time....
>
> Professor : Person paid to put students to sleep.
>
> Vernac Prof : Unusual variant of previous individual
> who comes
> packaged
> with
> his own brand of English ("Now you check me our
> journal." "You Out
> get
> from
> class." "Are you Understand, Beta?" )
>
> Practicals : 60 to 90 minutes in which you watch the
> girls do
> your
> experiment, and usually destroy a considerable array
> of lab
> equipment.
>
> Hopeless Practical : The practical in which there
> are no girls in
> your
> group
> (simply look blankly at each other, fiddle with the
> equipment,
> and
> finally
> copy the
> readings. from the girls of course...).
>
>
> 2. The Truth about exams....
>
> Timing...when ur non enginering GF/BF is free to
> enjoy while
> u>slog
> with
> submisisons & exams
>
> Irony : The guy who copied your entire paper passes
> and you
> flunk.
>
> Critical Calculation : Summing up the marks you
> attempted worth in
> the
> exam...
>
> KT : Makes you suicidal..the WAY of life...
>
> Year Drop : Makes dad homicidal.
>
> Reverification : A cruel joke. (results of which
> come after you
> give
> the KT
> exam).
>
>
> 3. An engineer's 10 engg commandments opf Life
> 1. Thou shalt study only during the preparatory leave.
> 2. Thou shalt never write thy assignments thyself.
> 3. Thou shalt begin writing thy journals only on the morning of submission.
> 4. Thou shalt treat all marks above 40 as bonus.
> 5. Thou shalt have at least 70 per cent attendance in the canteen.
> 6. Thou shalt pass GRACEfully.
> 7. Thou shalt always be an OUTstanding student.
> 8. Thou shalt give thy attendance without being present...PROXY is a MUST
> 9. If thou can't convince them , confuse them.
> 10. Thou shalt start every sentence with a four> lettered word.
>
>
> 4. The Years of Engineering
>
> F.E. Fond of Engineering
> S.E. Sick Of Engineering
> T.E. Tired of Engineering
> B.E. Balls to Engineering
>
> is it worth it???
>
>
>
> In Life U Love The One Whom U Can Never Have


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MANS' GREATEST GLORY IS NOT ABOUT NOT
FALLING ANY TIME AT ALL
BUT,
RISING EACH TIME HE FALLS