Funny Physics of all scientists

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> 1. Newton's Method:
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> Let Veerappan catch you. For every action there is
> equal and opposite
> reaction. Implies you caught Veerappan.
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> 2. Einstein Method: Run in the direction opposite to
> that of Veerappan.
> Due to higher relative velocity, the Veerappan will
> also run faster and
> will get tired soon. Now you can trap Him easily.
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> 3. Schrodinger Method:
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> At any given moment, there is a positive probability
> that Veerappan to be
> in the Jungle. So set the sandal trap, sit down and
> wait.
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> 4. Inverse Transformation Method:
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> We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter
> it. Perform an inverse
> transformation with respect to Veerappan. Veerappan
> is in and we are out.
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> 5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
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> We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows
> every thing to pass it
> except Veerappan. Then sweep the entire forest with
> it.
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> 6. Integration Differentiation Method:
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> Integrate the forest over the entire area. Veerappan
> is some where in the
> result. So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t
> Veerappan to trace out
> Veerappan.
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> 7. The Banta's singh's Method
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> Don't even try. You'll get caught by Veerappan!
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