Tough questions, tougher issues...

*If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that
considered. a hostage situation?

*Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live
there.

*If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

*Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people
appear bright until you hear them speak?

*How come abbreviated is such a long word? .

*If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as
cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

*Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

*When two aeroplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss? It
sounds like a near hit to me!

*Why are there five syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

*If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

*Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's
not adoor?

*Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you.Tell
him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

*How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked
whensomeone threw a gun at him?

*If "con" is the opposite of "pro", what is the opposite of progress?

*Why is it that lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but
dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

*Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?

*Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?

*Do married people live longer than single people or does it just seem
longer?

*If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they
all still working?

*War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.