IISC IIT

There is a general feeling in the public that IISc/IIT students are
> >found unassumingly lost in thought almost all the time. And girls fare
> >no better in this respect. So let us see what a Non IISc/IITain may face
> >when he marries a girl from IIT campus.
> >
> >SCENE: First night of the marriage.
> >
> >CHARACTERS: IISc/IIT Bride and Non IISc/IIT Groom.
> >The Groom approaches the Bride and proposes to kiss her. So let us see
> >what would be her reaction..
> >
> >GIRL FROM DEPT. OF PHYSICS:
> >"Well kissing is relative. You can kiss me with respect to me or with
> >respect to you. First define how you are going to kiss. You can kiss me
> >by treating me in the same reference frame as you are or treating me in
> >a different inertial frame by producing waves of motion through your
> >lips. How do you prefer?"
> >
> >The guy faints
> >
> >GIRL FROM DEPT. OF MATHEMATICS:
> >
> >"Kissing is fine. You can kiss me provided you satisfy the following
> >conditions.
> >Necessary conditions: You should be close to me by a distance delta
> >where delta is greater than zero and the limit for delta tends to zero
> >and you satisfy the closure property.
> >Sufficient conditions: You should have lips. Where the number of lips is
> >neither more than
> >two nor less than two. You can also kiss by defining your hand to be me
> >if and only if you
> >satisfy the above conditions.
> >
> >The guy goes mad.
> >
> >GIRL FORM ECOLOGICAL SCIENCES:
> >
> >"Oh Kissing, that is interesting phenomena that occurs in nature. This
> >is an initiating process for sex not only found in homosapiens but also
> >in all heterosapiens, mammals, camels, vertebrates, invertebrates and
> >insects. Out of 1000 ants observed in a closed laboratory in Zuvinich in
> >Yugoslavia 90% of them seem to involve in the process of kissing but the
> >subsequence is very random with probability 0.672139 that a male ant
> >kiss female ant. First observe the behavior of ants and cockroaches
> >under various conditions. That will be very interesting . Isn't it.
> >
> >The guy has an heart attack.
> >
> >
> >GIRL FROM CS(Computer Science):
> >
> >"You want to kiss me. That is fine I assume that you know the algorithm
> >for that very well. But you have to complete the process within 56.22
> >seconds or else connection will be timed out. To
> >optimize the timing lets do parallel processing. As we have to discuss
> >about our future and other things, let us do the process of discussion
> >foreground and why can't you put the process of Kissing background?"
> >
> >The guy applies for divorce.
> >
> >GIRL from Electronics Engineering:
> >
> >"So you would like to kiss me. The process of kissing is an age old
> >communication process. The information content of the signal transmitted
> >from one pair lips to the other is more if the probability of the event
> >(of kissing) is less. Hence take care. If you want a successful
> >communication between us, you should kiss me less often. If the
> >information content is to be infinite, you should never kiss me at all!"
> >
> >The guy is found hanging from fan next day.
> >
> >SMILE PLEASE ...............