joke4

One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow
> really hurts, I guess I
> should
> see a doctor."
>
> His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer
> at the drug store
> that can
> diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
> Just put in a
> sample of
> your urine and the computer will diagnose your
> problem and tell you what
> you
> can do about it. It only costs ten dollars."
>
> Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a
> jar with a urine
> sample and went
> to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured
> in the sample and
> deposited
> the $10. The computer started making some noise and
> various lights
> started
> flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small
> slip of paper on which
> was
> printed:
>
> You have tennis elbow.
> Soak your arm in warm water.
> Avoid heavy lifting.
> It will be better in two weeks.
>
> Late that evening while thinking how amazing this
> new technology was and
>
> how it would change medical science forever, he
> began to wonder if this
> machine could be fooled. He decided to give it a
> try. He mixed together
> some tap
> water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine
> samples from his wife and
> daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the
> concoction. He went
> back to the
> drug store, located the machine,
> poured in the sample, and deposited the $10. The
> computer made the usual
>
> noise and printed out the following message:
>
> Your tap water is too hard.
> Get a water softener.
>
> Your dog has worms.
> Get him vitamins.
>
> Your daughter is using cocaine.
> Put her in a rehabilitation clinic.
>
> Your wife is pregnant with twin girls.
> They aren't yours.
> Get a lawyer.
>
> And if you don't stop jerking off, your
> tennis elbow will never get better.
>