sardar1

> >did you find hard to find someone by the name dr. xyzabc singh, md, mbbs
>?
> >well the reason is put below :
> >
> >SARDAR IN MEDICAL SCHOOL
> >
> >Once upon a time, a sardar applied to a
> >medical school - needless to say he never made it.
> >
> >You know why ????
> >
> >These are the answers he gave:
> >
> >Antibody - against everyone
> >Artery - the study of fine paintings
> >Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria
> >Benign - what you be after you be eight
> >Bowel - letters like a,e,i,o,u
> >Caesarian Section - a district in Rome
> >Cardiology - advanced study of Poker playing
> >Cat Scan - searching for lost kitty
> >Chronic - neck of a crow
> >Coma - punctuation mark
> >Cortisone - area around local court
> >Cyst - short for sister
> >Diagnosis - person with slanted nose
> >Dilate - The late British Princess Diana
> >Dislocation - in this place
> >Duodenum - couple in blue jeans
> >Enema - not a friend
> >False Labor - pretending to work
> >Genes - blue denim
> >Hernia - she is close by
> >Hymen - greeting to several males
> >Labor Pain - hurt at work
> >Lactose - people without feet
> >Lymph - walk unsteadily
> >Menopause - I no wait
> >Microbes - small dressing gowns
> >Obesity - City of Obe
> >Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize
> >Protein - in favor of teens
> >Pulse - grain
> >Pus - small cat
> >Red Blood Count - Dracula
> >Rupture - Ecstasy
> >Secretion - hiding anything
> >Subcutaneous - not cute enough
> >Suture - Gujrati for "what do you want"
> >Tablet - small table
> >Tumor - extra pair
> >Ultrasound - radical noise
> >Urine - opposite of you're out
> >Varicose - very close
> >Vas Deferens - extremely different Vein at what time?
> >Vitreous Humor - both witty & funn
> >