HEIGHT OF HEIGHTS > > # Height of Confusion: > > Two earthworms making love in a bowl of noodles. > > > > # Height of revenge:

HEIGHT OF HEIGHTS
> > # Height of Confusion:
> > Two earthworms making love in a bowl of noodles.
> >
> > # Height of revenge:
> > A bastard roaming in a condom factory with a needle in his hand
> >
> > # Height of pain:
> > A monkey sliding down a knife's edge using balls as his brakes.
> >
> > # Height of Honesty
> > A pregnant woman asking the bus conductor for one & a half ticket.
> >
> > # Height of Foolishness
> > A guy peeping thru' the keyhole of a glass door.
> >
> > # Height of Noise
> > Two skeletons fucking on a tin roof.
> >
> > # Height of Itch
> > A fat man hanging (upside down) from a roof trying to scratch his balls.
> >
> > # Height of Innocence
> > A teenager girl applying Clearsil to her nipples thinking them as
pimples.
> >
> >
> > # Height of Unemployment
> > Cobwebs in prostitute's cunt.
> >
> > # Height of laziness:
> > 1. A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.
> > 2. Adoption.
> >
> > # Height of Competition:
> > 1.A guy peeing beside a waterfall.
> > 2.A topless lady standing near mount everest.
> >
> > # Height of Bravery:
> > A naked man bending over to pick up a quarter on an island of gays.
> >
> > # Height of Sophistication:
> > Sucking nipples with a straw.
> >
> > # Height of Disgustion:
> > While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes through the
> > paper.
> >
> > # Height of Technology
> > Condom with zip.
> >
> > # Height of Penetration
> > A baby girl born pregnant.
> >
> > # Height of Darkness
> > A negro searching for his penis in a dark room.
> >
> > # Height of fashion
> > 1.A female applying LipStick to her vertical Lips.
2.A dhothi with a zip.
> >
> > # Height of patience
> > A female lying naked under a banana tree and hoping
> > for banana to fall in the right place.
> >
> > # Height of coincidence
> > And the banana falling in.