Put that worm back in that hole

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Put that worm back in that hole

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in
the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to
get back into its hole.

He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in
that hole."

The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you
can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that
little hole."

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out
with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it
is straight and stiff as a board. Then he puts the worm
back into the hole.

The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars,
grabs the hair spray, and runs into the house. Thirty
minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands
the little boy another five dollars.

The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five
dollars."

The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your
grandma."


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