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Ever notice how a 4-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adult voices?

Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit,
with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As I came into my bedroom
about 2 a.m., I found my two children in bed with my wife, Karen,
apparently scared by the loud storm. I resigned myself to sleeping in
the guest bedroom that night.

The next day, I talked to the children, and explained that it was O.K.
to sleep with Mom when the storm was bad, but when I was expected
home, please don't sleep with Mom that night. They said O.K.

After my next trip several weeks later, Karen and the children picked
me up in the terminal at the appointed time. Since the plane was
late, everyone had come into the terminal to wait for my plane's
arrival, along with hundreds of other folks waiting for their arriving
passengers.

As I entered the waiting area, my son saw me, and came running
shouting, "Hi, Dad! I've got some good news!"

As I waved back, I said loudly, "What is the good news?"

"The good news is that nobody slept with Mommy while you were away
this time!" Alex shouted.

The airport became very quiet, as everyone in the waiting area looked
at Alex, then turned to me, and then searched the rest of the area to
see if they could figure out exactly who his Mom was.

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Funny Story O' The Day Lewis@SpoonServer.Com
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